Submission Guidelines

Please email pitches for written/art pieces to functionallydead@gmail.com

Please include "Submission" in the subject line.

We look at pitches from contributors every other Wednesday (the Wednesday after an issue was released).

We'll get back to you by that Thursday with what pitch we liked the most. After that, we'd like a first draft by EOD that Sunday.

This tighter turnaround helps keep each issue fresh and current.

We accept simultaneous submissions - just let us know in the body of your email.

Thanks to our Patreon, we can pay our contributors! We pay $50 per piece. After your piece is published, we'll be in touch about payment.

Please feel free to email if you have any questions!

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